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Have you ever noticed that you can create an epic story just by standing in the detergent aisle?
For example:
The Tide rose with a gentle Cascade at the first Sunlight of Dawn, and All of the people at the Surf gave a great Shout of Cheer as the bloody battle had come to a Finish. Indeed, their Ecos of S.O.S. had been heard!
They promised to give their enemies The Works.
"Leave us!" they cried, "Or else Swiffer the consequences, to the Seventh Generation!"
Thus, in Joy and with much Zest, they made a Pledge, had a mighty Resolve when they finally knew what they could Gain. And so, with both Arm & Hammer, they made their land Spic 'n Span once more.
Like it? I'm Downy with it. Let's Bounce. Wanna Snuggle? 😉
P.S. Don't mess with me, or else I'll Dial Mr. Clean! Catch my Dreft? 😜
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Have you ever noticed that you can create an epic story just by standing in the detergent aisle?

For example:

The Tide rose with a gentle Cascade at the first Sunlight of Dawn, and All of the people at the Surf gave a great Shout of Cheer as the bloody battle had come to a Finish. Indeed, their Ecos of S.O.S. had been heard!

They promised to give their enemies The Works.

"Leave us!" they cried, "Or else Swiffer the consequences, to the Seventh Generation!"

Thus, in Joy and with much Zest, they made a Pledge, had a mighty Resolve when they finally knew what they could Gain. And so, with both Arm & Hammer, they made their land Spic 'n Span once more.

Like it? I'm Downy with it. Let's Bounce. Wanna Snuggle? 😉

P.S. Don't mess with me, or else I'll Dial Mr. Clean! Catch my Dreft? 😜
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What can I say? It's a new Era. ;P

I've have a version of this rattling around in my head for many years. After working at a grocery store for a while, I spoke to a customer who immediately burst out laughing. I counted that as a good thing, so I decided to take the time and stand in the detergent and soap aisle and wrote it down. :aww:
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100% BENIGN.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Christian, artist, poet, writer, storyteller. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care. ^^ Oh, and I'm a bonefide Cheesehead. Currently working 2 jobs, trying to find my way in the world.

Current Residence: Wisconsin, USA
Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock, Christian, Pop, Nature, Classical
Favourite photographer: Everybody in National Geographic
Favourite cartoon character: Calvin and Hobbes, Garfield, Bugs Bunny, Ebenezer & Snooch <-(www.twolumps.net)
Personal Quote: Just do what you can with what you have.
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Rianne2k8 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you very much for the watch!! :hug: Really means a lot :heart:
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You're very welcome. Your artwork is wonderful! :D 
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Orr thank you glad you like it :hug: 
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Thank you so much for the watch! :meow:
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YW! :aww:
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Watch bak plz
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Thanks for badging back! :D
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Wackyjax Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
YW! ;P 
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thanks!
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