Have you ever noticed that you can create an epic story just by standing in the detergent aisle?
The Tide rose with a gentle Cascade at the first Sunlight of Dawn, and All of the people at the Surf gave a great Shout of Cheer as the bloody battle had come to a Finish. Indeed, their Ecos of S.O.S. had been heard!
They promised to give their enemies The Works.
"Leave us!" they cried, "Or else Swiffer the consequences, to the Seventh Generation!"
Thus, in Joy and with much Zest, they made a Pledge, had a mighty Resolve when they finally knew what they could Gain. And so, with both Arm & Hammer, they made their land Spic 'n Span once more.
Like it? I'm Downy with it. Let's Bounce. Wanna Snuggle? 😉
P.S. Don't mess with me, or else I'll Dial Mr. Clean! Catch my Dreft? 😜